Joke of the Day!!

Here is a joke which takes a potshot at pakistan's habit of accusing india for all their miseries.Here it goes.How will the people of different nationalities respond to a situation when a fly falls in their beer mug?The ENGLISH will throw away the beer as they find consuming contaminated beer against their TRADITION.FRENCH will get the mug with the fly in it photographed as they will find it quite FASHIONABLE to consume beer while the fly is in it.CHINESE will take the fly out and eat it in anger and throw away the beer.They can't stand anybody challenging their new found MIGHT.AMERICANS will take the fly out and continue sipping the bear.Not for nothing they are known for their ECONOMIC power.JAPANESE will squeeze the fly to take back the one drop of beer that it may have consumed and then continue drinking the beer.They are one step ahead of americans and are SUPER ECONOMIC power.INDIANS are the INTELLIGENT lot.They will ofcourse not consume a contaminated drink.Instead they will export the fly to the chinese as they ate the fly and will export the contaminated drink to the americans as they have no problem consuming it.Revenue generated by this export will be used in buying a fresh mug of beer.PAKISTANIS are the ultimate CRYBABIES of this world.Moment a fly falls in their beer mug they start shouting indian conspiracy.They even link it to the possible attacks india is planning against them and a bomb may be dropped by the indians in the way a fly dropped in the mug.They send the snap of the contaminated mug to both UNO and USA.They ask for grants to compensate for the loss incurred.They buy weapons with the grants while they keep the terrorists in good spirit with that contaminated spirit!!