sonia gandhi died and went to heaven. as she stood in front of saint peter at the pearly gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. she asked, "what are all those clocks?"
saint peter answered, "those are corruption-clocks. every organization on earth has a corruption-clock.
every time a member of organization does corruption, his/her organization clock will move.
"oh," said sonia, "whose clock is that?"
"that's salvtion army's. the hands have not moved indicating that they have done no corrupt act."
"and whose clock is that next to it?"
"that's nun teresa's missionary of charity's clock. the hands have only moved just a few notches telling us that they have done it a few times ."
"where's the congress clock?" sonia asked.
"congress clock is very special. in the old days of mahatma gandhi we used to keep here and it would not move. since your family took over we took it to jesus' office."
sonia, feling touched: really? why?
he's using it as a ceiling fan."
saint peter answered, "those are corruption-clocks. every organization on earth has a corruption-clock.
every time a member of organization does corruption, his/her organization clock will move.
"oh," said sonia, "whose clock is that?"
"that's salvtion army's. the hands have not moved indicating that they have done no corrupt act."
"and whose clock is that next to it?"
"that's nun teresa's missionary of charity's clock. the hands have only moved just a few notches telling us that they have done it a few times ."
"where's the congress clock?" sonia asked.
"congress clock is very special. in the old days of mahatma gandhi we used to keep here and it would not move. since your family took over we took it to jesus' office."
sonia, feling touched: really? why?
he's using it as a ceiling fan."
No comments:
Post a Comment